

The Girl That Stole My Heart
WARNING: I am gonna sound a bit sweet and gushy. Get off my back. I love this girl. Below is the the story of how we met and above is the...


I Suck At Growing Up
Today, I wanna discuss growing up. Does anyone ever feel like a grown up or do everyone just walk the earth as grown adult children?...


The Super Bowl- Sh*tting
What is "Super Bowl- sh*tting?" Super Bowl-Sh*tting - The act of going to a Super Bowl party with no interest in sports, but attempting...
I'm Working With Kevin Farley
BREAKING NEWS! I will be featuring with Kevin Farley from Netflix's F Is For Family and CMT's Still The King at The Comedy Cellar at...


I (use to) Live With My Mom
Summer 2015, my life was relocated to Columbus,Ohio because I told myself it was time to cut the umbilical cord* *BULLSHIT: Jesse was...


I Miss Snow Days
As I am writing this, I am sitting in my cozy apartment, which is tucked away in a stoic building that stands tall in the downtown heart...


Better than Ned's Back To School Survival Guide
It's that time of year, where student are returning to school after a long winter break! Here are some tips to get you started on the...


Thanks for thinking of me!
I do not care if you greet me incorrectly, I am just happy you thought of me. Okay, maybe don't call me a shitbag.


Mad Men to Batman!
Usually, I write a comedy blog. BUT, I love Batman. I am a Die-Hard Batman Fan. And as much as I love Ben Affleck as the current Dark Knight

What is Uptown Scrooge and Why you should see it!
UPTOWN SCROOGE IS NOT JUST A SHOW, IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION In Uptown Scrooge, the audience is SCROOGE! As Scrooge, you are led by Jacob...